Sunday, April 5, 2009
100 Reasons why you need to quit maplestory.
1. Chuck Norris says Maplestory sucks.
2. The only point of Maplestory is to level up.
3. Maplestory is overrated and boring.
4.They're are many better games.
5. The only things they add to patches and server checks are towns and Nx items.
6. People with Nx think they're cool, when they're really not.
7. Maplestory is WOW for cheapos.
8. MesoRangers are rip-offs of Power Rangers.
9. The leader of the pirates isn't Jack Sparrow.
10. The real 4th job warrior advancer is Xena the female warrior.
11. Mr. T says " I pity the fool who plays maple"
12 Mr. T is gonna hack Maplestory and create a MoHawk Class, so he will own everyone.13 Maple females are all men.
14. Maplestory can't break those cuffs.
15 Dr. Pepper says Maple causes blindness.
16 More than one TEENAGE kid hacked maplestory for Nx.(shows how good they are security wise)
17 Wow has over 11 million players.
18 People are too busy training instead of quitting.
19 It's filled with Damage hoars.
20 Every level 200 stole Tigers Fame.
21 Tiger Fangs are really Lion Fangs gone ghetto.
22 Breakdancing is cooler.
23 Chicks dig Breakdancers over maple players.
24 People in FM rip you off.
25 The community sucks.
26 Cloud isn't a playable class.
27 There isn't a warrior skill called Volcano.
28 No voice acting.
29 The graphics are older than my grandmother.
30-99=Maplestory fails.
100. Because i say so.
5:42 AM
